Let me know your new name!!! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name.Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to t he person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult--my son-in-law's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = Poopsie b = Lumpy c = Buttercup d = Gadget e = Crusty f = Greasy g = Fluffy h = Cheeseball i = Chim-chim j = Stinky k = Flunky l = Boobie m = Pinky n = Zippy o = Goober p = Doofus q = Slimy r = Loopy s = Snotty t = Tootie u = Dorkey v = Squeezit w = Oprah x = Skipper y = Dinky z = Zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = Apple b = Toilet c = Giggle d = Burger e = Girdle f = Barf g = Lizard h = Waffle i = Cootie j = Monkey k = Potty l = Liver m = Banana n = Rhino o = Bubble p = Hamster q = Toad r = Gizzard s = Pizza t = Gerbil u = Chicken v = Pickle w = Chuckle x = Tofu y = Gorilla z = Stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = Head b = Mouth c = Face d = Nose e = Tush f = Breath g = Pants h = Shorts i = Lips j = Honker k = Butt l = Brain m = Tushie n = Chunks o = Hiney p = Biscuits q = Toes r = Buns s = Fanny t = Sniffer u = Sprinkles v = Kisser w = Squirt x = Humperdinck y = Brains z = Juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And mine is Zippy AppleHead
P.S. Btw this was a mail I got today morning...