Stitched up!

Ah! What a hit! The world around me suddenly turned into an ugly git! There I was cruising along the luuuve highway getting a crush on a divine soul! She was beautiful I tell you! And she looked angelic in whatever she wore! She was this sight that you would just gaze at, when the world around you melts into a haze! She bowled me over, floorboard, everytime that I saw her! Oh but life could be so cruel, when you realise that the fresher looking mind blowingly beautiful female turns out to be a married muslim who is about 2 years [at ze very least] elder to me! And well, turns out to be R's senior at his college!! Yay! Life's so peachy right about now!! [at the apex of sarcasm]!

Hmmm, the only thing comforting me right about now is "Stitched up" by Herbie Hancock featuring John Mayer!!

Exactly how you hear it, is exactly how it all went down… It was later in the evening That the facts and the figures got turned around True, there was a woman Yes, she did advance my way And I can’t be sure exactly but I swear I saw her say my name

It was the right time She was the real thing I had to walk away

(See) Don’t wanna be, stitched up out of my mind Feeling strung out, laggin’ behind All trapped in, can’t do a thing because I’m Locked down Stitched up, feeling the burn All strung out, I finally learn that Trapped in, can’t do a thing because I’m Locked down

I wonder where she came from I wonder where she’s gotta go Who’s to say she’s single And who’s to say she’s on her own Girls like that don’t sleep alone (Alright here's the thing, here's the thing)

That girl is flawless, and I know I’m not the first one to think that And since I'm not the first, I sure won’t be the last I'd spend my whole life looking behind my back I just don’t think I’m up to that

Stitched up, out of my mind Feeling strung out, laggin’ behind All trapped in, can’t do a thing because I’m Locked down Stitched up, feeling the burn All strung out, I finally learn that Trapped in you can’t do a thing because you’re Locked down

Stitched up, out of my mind Feeling strung out, laggin’ behind All trapped in, I can’t do a thing because I’m Locked down Stitched up, feeling the burn All strung out, I finally learn that Trapped in you can’t do a thing because you’re Locked down Locked down

Stitch me up, string me out Trap me in, lock me down Stitch me up, string me out Trap me in, lock me down I don’t wanna be Stitch me up, string me out Trap me in, lock me down Stitch me up, string me out Trap me in, lock me down Because I'm down and down and down (Ooo)