Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage

Hmmm, love marriage v arranged marriage. Here's a software engineer's perspective on the same.
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Which One Will You Go For??

Love Marriage  or Arranged Marriage?

Love Marriage

  • Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to  movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
  • Family system hangs because  hardware (called Parents) is not responding.
  • You are the project leader so "U" are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
  • Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
  • Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive.... Yet  one never knows when it will crash....

Arranged Marriage

  • Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement  the main program. The functions  can be added or deleted.
  • Compatible with hardware( Parents).
  • You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful   execution of project Married life.
  • All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
  • Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless...  still extremely reliable n robust.

Hehehe, funny =D!