Orkut 101

*Email forward and absolutely hilarious!! Here are ten pointers to people who are using orkut ;-)!

ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose", "sexy bitch", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.

TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly", "OMG,I'm so fat", because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. [Hahaha now that was really funny]!!

FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c yoUR not on their top 8. who really cares, i mean get over it!

SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

SEVEN Little 12 year olds who have Orkut and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true Orkut Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! THOSE R REALLY STUPID!

Ya gotta agree that was funny ;-)!!